Goodr Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

$35.00
Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)
$35.00

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Orders over $75 receive free priority USPS shipping. All orders ship out same day Monday through Friday if they are placed before 4:00p. In most cases, your order is packed, shipped and dropped off at the post office within the hour by one of our owners or team members.

Any orders received after 4:00p on Friday and before 11:00a on Saturday will be sent out on Saturday morning prior to the post office closing at noon. Any orders after those cutoffs will be shipped out first thing in the morning the following business day. We ship all items via USPS as the post office is one door down from our shop. Once your order is shipped, you will receive an automated tracking number (keep an eye on your junk/spam folder) to the email provided and your item will be walked next door to the post office by an owner or team member. 

Goodr Artifacts, Not Artifeelings
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